The only fearless journalist

Modiji has enhanced the security of our Arnabji. Now sick people may think that is favouritsm.
How dare you even think of that?

Arnab is the only fearless journalist in the country now. He employs some Paki losers, even when Bollywood fear to do so.
Now don't even think he is anti-national. He pays them so that he can give the whole Pakistan a piece of his mind. Patriotic na..

Petrol is the new Gold

It is so sad that the sickular media is failing to highlight the achievements of Modiji.

They can't see our Petrol prices are surging high. Our petrol companies will make money and witth revenues we will buy brand new fighter jet planes.

Was this possible earlier? Earlier we used to see sad faces of Ambanis, Adanis and Tatas. Now they are very happy. Because they have a government ready to make money for them.
Jai Ho!!!

SURGICAL STRUCK

Hahaha.. Look at the way Modiji has done surgical strike. It looks like the strike was done in India only.

Indians are more hurt by the strike than Pakistan. Because Pakistan has not understood what a surgical strike is actually.

Congress is shamelessly claiming they have also done surgical strike. But Parikkar ji has confirmed that it is for the second time in history of mankind a surgical strike was done.
First time was when Hanumanji did a strike in Lanka.

Now look at the coincidence. Modiji is a celibate too like Hanumanji and they both have equal chest size.

I won't be surprised if it was Modiji himself who did the surgical strike, Would you?

Biskoot

There are people who are out there to change the world. This guy is one.

I am going to bring this to your attention, so that you can be thankful to him for the rest of your lives.

Last day I was travelling in a train. I saw the tea bearers carrying a packet. It was something new.

I asked for tea. The tea was just 7/-. I handed a 10/- note waiting for the usual fight for the change.

The guy hands me a packet and guess what it was... A biscuit packet worth 3/-

I thanked my PM for these little blessings