An unpatriotic VP

I will draw your attention to two Muslims.

First guy is the only patriotic Muslim in the country. He is patriotic as he doesn’t grow the typical Maulana beard. He is rarely seen in a mosque. Infact we are not quite sure if he knows doing namaz or the 72 virgins he’s entitled to.

He prefers talking about rockets, deep philosophy, vedas and gurujis.

The second Muslim seems to be straight from Mughal era. He enjoyed all the perks of being a vice-president. He doesn’t stand stiff enough during republic days. Moreover when he quit the office, he shamelessly and thanklessly said minorities are insecure in India. Modiji was still kind enough to this thankless Mughal. That is the glory of India

Vemulated

Oh well we have now, irrevocable evidence of Rohith Vemula not being a Dalit.
Now is he a Brahmin?? Uhh well I hope not. He might be a commie, AAPtard or Jehadist. Certainly not a Brahmin.

We have coined a new term- Vemulated. Meaning temporary elevation of Dalit to a no man's land.

Moreover Nepalis no longer a Hindoo nation as its biggest investor  is our main enemy. In that context Sri Lanka is also not a Byudist country.
Well may be America is

Anti Romeo

Mithronnnn

Today is the day you will have to protect the honour of your mother and motherland

So up with your khakhi trousers and lathis...

Beat the shit up !!!!

The only fearless journalist

Modiji has enhanced the security of our Arnabji. Now sick people may think that is favouritsm.
How dare you even think of that?

Arnab is the only fearless journalist in the country now. He employs some Paki losers, even when Bollywood fear to do so.
Now don't even think he is anti-national. He pays them so that he can give the whole Pakistan a piece of his mind. Patriotic na..

Petrol is the new Gold

It is so sad that the sickular media is failing to highlight the achievements of Modiji.

They can't see our Petrol prices are surging high. Our petrol companies will make money and witth revenues we will buy brand new fighter jet planes.

Was this possible earlier? Earlier we used to see sad faces of Ambanis, Adanis and Tatas. Now they are very happy. Because they have a government ready to make money for them.
Jai Ho!!!

SURGICAL STRUCK

Hahaha.. Look at the way Modiji has done surgical strike. It looks like the strike was done in India only.

Indians are more hurt by the strike than Pakistan. Because Pakistan has not understood what a surgical strike is actually.

Congress is shamelessly claiming they have also done surgical strike. But Parikkar ji has confirmed that it is for the second time in history of mankind a surgical strike was done.
First time was when Hanumanji did a strike in Lanka.

Now look at the coincidence. Modiji is a celibate too like Hanumanji and they both have equal chest size.

I won't be surprised if it was Modiji himself who did the surgical strike, Would you?

Biskoot

There are people who are out there to change the world. This guy is one.

I am going to bring this to your attention, so that you can be thankful to him for the rest of your lives.

Last day I was travelling in a train. I saw the tea bearers carrying a packet. It was something new.

I asked for tea. The tea was just 7/-. I handed a 10/- note waiting for the usual fight for the change.

The guy hands me a packet and guess what it was... A biscuit packet worth 3/-

I thanked my PM for these little blessings